Telenor kundeservice samtale

Må skrive denne hendelsen ned før den går helt i glemmeboka.

Scenario: 09:00 om morran, groggy, ikke fått morrakaffen. må ringe telenor kundeservice.

Var på den tiden telenor hadde den automatiske telefonsvareren man måtte prate til.

*ringer 05000*

-damm daa dii dam dam daaaaa (telenor musikken)

Telenor: Velkommen til Telenor kundeservice... Gjelder det privat eller bedrift?

Meg med groggy stemme: bedrift...

Telenor: beklager, jeg forstår ikke hva du sier

Meg litt mindre groggy, litt stammende: b-bedrift

Telenor: beklager, jeg fårstår ikke hva du sier

Meg lettere amper: B-E-D-R-I-F-T

Telenor: beklager, jeg forstår ikke hva du sier

dette gjør meg rimelig sint og jeg slår telefonrøret i panna hardt 5 ganger og knurrer

Telenor: du settes nå over til en kundekonsulent

(telenor har tydeligvis sint-kunde-detektor)

Meg: bryter ut i latter

5-10 sekunder går....

Telenor kundeservicemann: Ja det er XXXX XXXXX hos telenor kundeservice

jeg ler fortsatt, prøver å holde det inne uten hell.

Telenormann: hallo?

jeg får endelig sluttet å le og får stammet fram det jeg skulle si.

Små gleder i livet som er så utrolig bra =)

New apartment

Livingroom overview. bedroom/server-room pixx available on request.

Yes it is a massagechair. Its a god damned massagechair.

preparations for summer

After a slow day at work preparations for summer started.

too...much... lol...

stumbled upon a nice photo of a camel and it came to my mind that it looks like someone i know.

thank you Camel for making my day :D

if its xmas soon and you know it clap your hands

The epic xmas light battle between the neighbours has begun!

Today i declared myself the god of xmas lights in my neighborhood.

Donations for a better camera is accepted in cash, travelerschecks and paypal.

My two windows on the right.

My left window. 50 "snowcrystal" lights, very dimmed.

My right window. 135 BRIGHT BRIGHT white fucking LEDs.

Damned pipsqueaks

I had a funny moment at work today...

Picked up a PC from the school here down to my office to fix because its been broken for a while.

anyways, a teacher told me that someone have shoved a PENCIL into the PSU fan in the back... and i though that was the only problem.

but no... heres what i found when i opened it...

they've used the god damn PC as a frikkin TRASHCAN.

- a soda bottle

- milk carton

- 2 pieces of gum

- empty pack of cigarettes

and when i got down to my office i found this deeper inside the computer.

They had stuffed a chocolate bar inside between the cooling ribs and the cpu fan for it to melt!

devious little brats....

Spykee - Angelina remote video

Angelina up and running remotely, here i am controlling her from work.

Its so awesome that i think i peed a little :D

also, i lent a friend of mine the login credentials for my robot last night , and guess who i found driving around in my livingroom at 7:40 this morning ><

Spykee - Angelina

Daddy has a new toy!!||21

Spykee Meccano, from now on known as Angelina (yes im a sad lonely man)

Today is the trial, get her up and running remotely

Here's some assembly pictures.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3, the glowing rubber doodads used for the lightshow

Body almost done, someone says get breastimplants ? kk.

Head mounted

1 arm attached, almost there!

There we go, all done and good lookin'

She's on her feet! wheels, tracks.. whatever...

And here she is with me relaxing in my couch after 2 hours of building.

T-shirt baby t-shirt!

so after a few good laughs and agreements with my tallest and most handsome friend i've decided to order me a tshirt of uber l33tness.
and here it is!

My darling got a new house

so i repotted my Yucca palmtree... its getting prettier each day and recovering from the horrible store i got it from :) it made it yellowy and dry =/

and heres a log from MSN with a friend of mine (sorry norwegians only)


Nils says (21:09):
KADU?!
S@Schøllefjord says (21:10):
skal bytte jord på palmen min
Nils says (21:10):
great
Nils says (21:11):
BlomsterJan in the hizzle!"
S@Schøllefjord says (21:11):
FO SHIZZLE!
Nils says (21:11):
føler du deg litt ghay nå?
S@Schøllefjord says (21:12):
nei, jeg føler meg rimelig rå
jeg skal passe på å klaske meg på brystet og rape mens jeg gjør det



and heres my baby <3

Home sweet home

My new furniture has arrived.
Spent 4 hours today redecorating/moving shit and assembled my new couch!
Heres an overview of the livingroom














TV & Stereo















And last but not least, my command-centre















I love how i've done this, mucho approved!
Pictures of my new bed is available on request ;)

New toys!

So, my MS Sidewinder x6 lasted 8 days before the "qwe123" keys stopped working... so its practically in the trash and i had to buy a new one. Actually its a known
Logitech Illuminated is my new baby and here it is.
Soft backlighting of they keys, not that flashy HERE LOOK AT ME HERE I AM lighting like 90% of the other illuminated keyboards have.
to put it like the fat comicbookstore guy in simpsons would have said it, best keyboard EVER.

Also, my Logitech G5's days ended, the left button gave up after about 3.5 years...
So here's it's replacement

Behold the Logitech G9 boys and girls, also best mouse EVER bla bla bla and so on.
Gotta love it, 11 buttons assignable if you remove the scroll is just delightful.

late xmas presents for myself

New keyboard \o/ pretty little thing, kinda prolookin'
Microsoft Sidewinder x6!















found my old outside-party-stereo, and hooked it up on my bathroom with my EEE!
you know why ? because i CAN.
shitz + music = good karma.

I have no good news

I have no good news, so heres a bunny with a pancake on its head.

New 37" Toshiba Full HD!

Its here! Its finally here!!!
37" Toshiba Full HD TV! aint she a beauty ?
Totally worth the time i waited for it, it was actually heavier than the freezer i bought at the same time.
Hooked up to the PC for some HD tvseries lovin', worked like a charm, now for some High Definition pornwatching ?
Yea, i need a new Bluray/DVDPlayer...

Quad screen ffs

2x22" & 2x17" screens baby!
my command central is finally complete and i'm really really happy about it.
New Toshiba full HD 37" TV inc next week, need another graphicscard :P
me > all.

Weekend in Tromsø

Went to tromsø this weekend, partially success due to the extreme amounts of whiskey consumed.
Friday's dinner was... i cant find words... the junkfood, no wait, the gourmèt Garlic Burger at Blårock is... HEAVENLY.

Saturday... a major downside was that the dude i stayed with literally FORCED me to watch soccer... for FOUR painfull hours, thank heaven for whiskey... :D
So, soccer followed by like i said above, extreme amounts of whiskey turned out to be a really good night, well the parts that stuck to my memory the day after.
The trip home from that pub or whatever we were at were... WET, WET AND WET. pissy rain and we WALKED 5 kilometers because i couldnt get a hold of a god damn cab... :@

Sunday... Starting to regret the extreme amounts of whiskey consumed followed by an orchestra playing phantom of the opera on DRUMS in my head.

But i forgot the main reason for visiting Tromsø, was supposed to attend a seminar about "green IT" and such.
When i reached the hotel at 08:00 on monday i got a bit of a surprise during the check-in, they didnt have my name registered nor did they have "company"'s seminar listed...
It turns out that the seminar had been moved to January/February and NOONE told me about that.
But "company" apologized for it and saved the day, free breakfast, lunch and dinner (Y)
Turned out to be a pretty damned good day afterall, learned quite alot about big networks and solutions for such.

I also visited a friend from school in Övertorneå, checked out his MacBook he's been bragging about for quite some time.
Really really classy and sweet laptop, but then again, its a mac... But the eyecandy was enchanting =) and i ALMOST got tempted to get one of those.
Also we had a battle. Windowsmobile VS. iPhone, we called it a partially tie.

Dinged 26.

So i dinged 26 today, huzzah for me :P
and lots of other things happened, my car didnt start, i overslept and i got a pay-raise... 1 good thing overwrites the 3 shitty ones.

Serisously, i want a new car, this one is starting to piss me off...

Dualbox mages

So i took up dualboxing again after getting my old mage Domneth back.
the possibilities are infinite, AoE farming is a walk in the park!

but i gotta get my macros and shitz and positioning buttons perfectioned for some supersweet 2v2 arena and BGing.
Thought about speccing 2minute mage with both, but dual blastwave/dragonsbreath/hotstreak pyros with the firespecc is just super... time will show wich specc i choose for'em.

And i almost forgot... i've taken ganking to a whole new level :D dismount. 4x instants = dead enemy
superpro!

EEE 901 in da housah!

It's here, finally, happy frikkin' day!
Today has been like xmas eve when i was 8-9 years old, waiting in pain and horror to get to open my presents.
Todays list was EEE 901, 2x4gb & 1x16gb Pendrives as shown on the picture, i just put the pack of smokes there to illustrate the size. I also recieved a Swift Zhevra mount in WoW from the recruit-a-friend-program.

So far so good, luckily the EEE were'nt DoA(dead on arrival) as a friend of mine joked around about, damn you.
It's NOT as slow as people say it is with stock memory and Windows XP Home edition, frankly its faster than my old 15" laptop to boot up... ><
Painless setup, no doodads or tiny errors and such, I LOVE THE DAMN THING.

1.6ghz Intel Atom processor
1gb DDR2 memory
12GB SSD drive (SD slot on the side capable of 32gb extra)
8.9" screen

I downloaded eeeBuntu to bam on one of the 4gb pendrives i got today to try out some shit there, to see what the "reduced"-linux-hype is all about and its speed, but thats not even priority one.
The tiny sexy thing is so shiny that it gets dirty just by looking at it, shiny black piano coating.
the keyboard is just as tiny as it look, so huge fingers will have a hard time typing here... ohwell, i'll live :D
And now im gonan hook it up to my home cinema to see if its fast enough to play HD movies. *crosses my fingers*

Heres an image to compare it to my 2x22" screens.















SCHEXY!

Asus EEE 901

I decided yesterday that a 15" laptop with a huge Eric Cartman sticker sure aint suited for travelling and rigging up for meetings... so i ordered an Asus EEE 901 with XP home, 1gb extra memory and a fancyschmancy bag .
I can hardly wait the 4-5 days for it to arrive in the mail, the horror of waiting ><

And i can already now tell that it'll look bloody great together with my HTC Touch Diamond... both black and shiny <3

I've seen numerous reviews of the little thing and i have HUGE expectations, so time will tell if it was worth the money...

And now the search of EEE's linux distro capable of being installed on a PenDrive begins.

Fallback to WoW

Had a slight fallback to WoW yesterday where i ended up raiding MH for funsies and i ended up getting t6 gloves wich ill be using for about ~6 weeks till wotlk comes out and im switching them out for a "talk to the guy next to me" green quest reward. ><
And i also discovered that WoW is WoW and Warhammer sure aint WoW.




http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Laughing+Skull&n=Viveca

beautiful Mage <3

and yes im fully aware of that you might think i ONLY play female chars, but that just aint true :D
The mage in wow is because i wanted the extra racial silence and playing a male BE just aint happening.
And for the Witch Elf, its just not possible to select a male Dark Elf.

Warhammer \o/

Rerolled warhammer from WoW this friday.
Started out as a Magus and lvled it to rank 7, then i figured out that casters in warhammer are... silly.
So rerolled Domneth, Witch Elf.
Reached rank 10 this weekend, and finally started to figure out the game and its mechanics.

By WoW's standards Witch Elf is Warhammers answer to WoWs Rogues. and i swore that i'd NEVER roll a rogue, but seems to me i lied to myself.

I generally like the concept of 90% PvP (RvR) in a game, whupping NPC asses can be boring in the long run, always doing the same over and over, thats why i love PvPing, always something different and dumbasses to whupp.
AND im a rogue! tho they have no stealth that affect PC's but either way, stealted.

1st post !

After seeing a few friends of mine having a blog i made this.
I just could'nt let them be any better than me.
So embrace and prepare yourself for my deepest thoughts and innermost sick values and opinions.

Woke up this morning too se my car with a flat battery because i didnt close the door propperly this friday, and a flat tire. QQ!
It was a wet wet experience walking to work today.

Kickin' live and hard in Kjøllefjord - Norway.
me out.