if its xmas soon and you know it clap your hands

The epic xmas light battle between the neighbours has begun!

Today i declared myself the god of xmas lights in my neighborhood.

Donations for a better camera is accepted in cash, travelerschecks and paypal.

My two windows on the right.

My left window. 50 "snowcrystal" lights, very dimmed.

My right window. 135 BRIGHT BRIGHT white fucking LEDs.

Damned pipsqueaks

I had a funny moment at work today...

Picked up a PC from the school here down to my office to fix because its been broken for a while.

anyways, a teacher told me that someone have shoved a PENCIL into the PSU fan in the back... and i though that was the only problem.

but no... heres what i found when i opened it...

they've used the god damn PC as a frikkin TRASHCAN.

- a soda bottle

- milk carton

- 2 pieces of gum

- empty pack of cigarettes

and when i got down to my office i found this deeper inside the computer.

They had stuffed a chocolate bar inside between the cooling ribs and the cpu fan for it to melt!

devious little brats....

Spykee - Angelina remote video

Angelina up and running remotely, here i am controlling her from work.

Its so awesome that i think i peed a little :D

also, i lent a friend of mine the login credentials for my robot last night , and guess who i found driving around in my livingroom at 7:40 this morning ><

Spykee - Angelina

Daddy has a new toy!!||21

Spykee Meccano, from now on known as Angelina (yes im a sad lonely man)

Today is the trial, get her up and running remotely

Here's some assembly pictures.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3, the glowing rubber doodads used for the lightshow

Body almost done, someone says get breastimplants ? kk.

Head mounted

1 arm attached, almost there!

There we go, all done and good lookin'

She's on her feet! wheels, tracks.. whatever...

And here she is with me relaxing in my couch after 2 hours of building.

T-shirt baby t-shirt!

so after a few good laughs and agreements with my tallest and most handsome friend i've decided to order me a tshirt of uber l33tness.
and here it is!

My darling got a new house

so i repotted my Yucca palmtree... its getting prettier each day and recovering from the horrible store i got it from :) it made it yellowy and dry =/

and heres a log from MSN with a friend of mine (sorry norwegians only)


Nils says (21:09):
KADU?!
S@Schøllefjord says (21:10):
skal bytte jord på palmen min
Nils says (21:10):
great
Nils says (21:11):
BlomsterJan in the hizzle!"
S@Schøllefjord says (21:11):
FO SHIZZLE!
Nils says (21:11):
føler du deg litt ghay nå?
S@Schøllefjord says (21:12):
nei, jeg føler meg rimelig rå
jeg skal passe på å klaske meg på brystet og rape mens jeg gjør det



and heres my baby <3

Home sweet home

My new furniture has arrived.
Spent 4 hours today redecorating/moving shit and assembled my new couch!
Heres an overview of the livingroom














TV & Stereo















And last but not least, my command-centre















I love how i've done this, mucho approved!
Pictures of my new bed is available on request ;)

New toys!

So, my MS Sidewinder x6 lasted 8 days before the "qwe123" keys stopped working... so its practically in the trash and i had to buy a new one. Actually its a known
Logitech Illuminated is my new baby and here it is.
Soft backlighting of they keys, not that flashy HERE LOOK AT ME HERE I AM lighting like 90% of the other illuminated keyboards have.
to put it like the fat comicbookstore guy in simpsons would have said it, best keyboard EVER.

Also, my Logitech G5's days ended, the left button gave up after about 3.5 years...
So here's it's replacement

Behold the Logitech G9 boys and girls, also best mouse EVER bla bla bla and so on.
Gotta love it, 11 buttons assignable if you remove the scroll is just delightful.

late xmas presents for myself

New keyboard \o/ pretty little thing, kinda prolookin'
Microsoft Sidewinder x6!















found my old outside-party-stereo, and hooked it up on my bathroom with my EEE!
you know why ? because i CAN.
shitz + music = good karma.